katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.


If you die in kim k hollywood you die in real life 


transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay


kill-whitepeople:


i’m so glad anime is illegal now

kill-whitepeople:

i’m so glad anime is illegal now


cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg

cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg


the little 5 year old girl I babysit 

  • me:  What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
  • her:  Instead of the prince?
  • me:  Instead of the prince
  • her:  So her daughter would have two mommies?
  • me:  Yes
  • her:  two princess mommies...
  • me:  
  • her:  
  • me:  
  • her:  fabulous

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child


potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?



taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts


artbymoga:

I have this weird thing where I don’t feel hungry until I am absolutely starving, and then there’s no going back.



jaimesvoice:

brothers.



sebadasstian-stan:

just a little reminder